The Google Plus Song (humor)
the Google Plus Song, starring Ashley Pitman
original url 2011-08-16 dead
- The hot chick is Ashley Pitman.
- The song is sung by by Katie Hines.
- Music by Sean Motley
- Video directed by Andy Signore
Here's the lyrics.
Check my email, got an invite To a website I don't know Looked like googlebuzz at first sight, But my friend said that's a no. Why did we need, another social network? Doesn't Facebook work alright? A new thing for me to learn This could take all night, Look out! What is this Google Plus I don't Need Google Plus There's another +1 and another +1 What is this Google Plus Hey, Why's this red thing here? Go away Google Plus
You want me to put my friends in circles But circles are for squares Everday's like Sophie's choice Trying to choose which friend goes where But No Parents, or Ex-boyfriends... Can get in without invites And when I drunkenly post that he's cute I can edit it later that night - whoa I kinda like Google Plus Can't believe I'm on Google Plus Oh another hangout, and another hang out I dig my Google Plus Hey, old high school friend You can't join my Google Plus Friends add me, without me adding them That feature's really nice Randos Uglies my pot dealer and all these friend's I've never liked No one knows, my circle names, So even good friend's get handpicked Do you make it into my main feed or do I add you to my circle of pricks I'm in love with Google Plus I'm judgemental on Google Plus and Another douchebag and another loser You didn't make my Google Plus Hey, Now I'm a facist pig Thank you Google Plus!
The Google Plus Rap
From the lyrics:
Here's the Google Plus press release: Fuck Twitter.
Google Plus Shutting Down
Note, Google Plus announced shutdown in 2018.
In hindsight, i'd mark 2011 as the year Google turned evil.
remember, forcing people to use Google Plus? Forcing real names? Paying employee bonus for Google Plus success?